oh my god people protested at neruda's funeral? that's so hot. this man is my lover. [looks at wiki photo of neruda] ok so he's not that attractive. maybe he's not my lover. nah, i'd just paperbag that shit. oh my god. and i could write his poetry on the paper bag! that's so hot! can i do this in real life?

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last night i dreamed that i was being pursued by a government conspiracy on christmas day. i tried hiding from the secret agent in a jewish restaurant, where my ethnicity was successfully concealed behind the folds of a kosher menu and a table full of hanukkah fruitcake. i then planned to escape the country at grand central station, but as i was ( Read more... )

i am beginning to fall madly in love with dave grohl circa 1991. the teeth that are too big for his mouth! the teeth that are too big for his mouth!

as i chop up the honeydew, scrub the bathrooms and pore over the exact type of champagne appropriate to an impromptu new year's teetotalers' eve, i realize that after 6 years of bra-burning feminist uproar i have suddenly, unwittingly stepped into the role of my mother: the perfect hostess. how do i feel about that? like someone wealthy should snap ( Read more... )

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smart playlist game: create smart playlists for every year you've been in school by setting the date range (i.e. 8/26/2005-5/26/2006 for freshman year). list the top 3 songs according the play count. reblogged with director commentary included!freshman year ( Read more... )

j: i had a carol moment today.
me: what exactly does that entail?
j: it's when something completely ridiculous and bad happens to you for no reason at all.
me: oh.
j: i even did your little scream and everything.

a few (read: 1) of my plentiful readership have expressed concern for my well being, since apparently losing the desire to blog in my world is tantamount to losing the will to live (but perhaps inversely proportional to the will to thesis?). well. this is major tom to ground control. i have a feeling i'll be in orbit for the next couple of days. ( Read more... )